This game was so boring, I played Rock Band and slept for 3 quarters and still saw all of the scoring. I’ve been bashing the BCS all week long and, even thought this is the closest, it may be the biggest snoozer of them all. Even with out a playoff, here’s how the matchups should have gone (assuming the championship game is predetermined):

Kansas vs. Hawaii

USC vs Georgia

Missouri vs West Virginia

LSU vs Georgia

Agree, disagree?

-b

So with college football being over (see my last blog about every BCS game being a 40 point beat down) every good football fan needs some way to spend their free time. Here are some links to the most infamous coaching rants ever:

“Playoffs?!?” by Jim Mora (Indianapolis Colts-NFL)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM&rel=1]

Most iconic soundbite ever. Everytime someone says the word “playoffs” I think of this high pitched rant.

“You Play to Win the Game” by Herman Edwards (New York Jets- NFL)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMk5sMHj58I&rel=1]

I love the step back and stare. Timing is everything in a good rant.

“Game Face” by Bob Knight (Univ of Indian- NCAA Basketball)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q30BZhJJuuk&rel=1]

He’s the master. If you think this is amusing there is a montage of Bob’s work on YouTube.

“It’s Division 1 Football” by Dan Hawkins (Univ of Colorado- NCAA Football)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S3RbRifTSk&rel=1]

I heard they made t-shirts that said “Colorado ‘It’s Division 1 Football’ Football” at CU.

“Who We Thought They Were” by Dennis Green (Arizona Cardinals- NFL)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDAq5tyfk9E&rel=1]

Congratulations, you’ve lost your job but won a Coors Light commercial.

“Stupid Ass Questions” by Hal Mcrae (Chicago Cubs- MLB)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kamDqL-AGzI&rel=1]

This is why therapists get paid.

“I’m a Man” by Mike Gundy (Okahoma State Univ- NCAA Football)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E&rel=1]l

Maybe the best pure blowup on the list…other than Hal Mcrae

“You Know What This Is All About?” by Mark Mangino (Univ of Kansas- NCAA Football)

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuCqE8tMfEs&rel=1]

Mark, coach of the year…way to say it like it is.

I couldn’t find Lou Piunella with the Reds or John Cheaney with Temple. Please let me know if you can think of any I missed.

Enjoy!

-b