Who says Corporate America isn’t fun…

With two people, it took 4 hours to put together. Worth every second.

-b

Hey benjshap.com readers,

Since you obviously spend too much time surfing the web (well, you are reading this blog aren’t you) here is a list of all of the feeds I have in my MyYahoo homepage. Take a look and let me know if there is anything you think I would find interesting…

I just realized you can’t see the links to the actual feeds. If you click on the lists, you will be able to see my comments and URL’s to get the same feeds I have.

-b

Ya got me…

Here is the pictures what the girls at work did to my cube. Yes, it was really hot in there.

The trouble makers:

It was a happy birthday…thanks girls.

-b

I haven’t checked in to my blog in a while…I just realized I never posted my trip to London notes. Here’s the scoop:

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After my close call running through the airport at Rome, I poured myself into my business class seat and was off to jolly ole’ England. It was a strange feeling touching down in the UK. I felt surprisingly at home despite this being my first trip to Great Brittan. Perhaps this had to do with the similar cultures between the UK & US. Maybe it was because I knew people (Andrea, Jeff and the eBay/Skype UK teams). It could have been that the fact that, while it was a distant memory, England is the birth place of America. Oh maybe it was that everyone spoke English and I was staying in a hotel not a hostel with 12 random high school’ers. Either way, after traveling around for the previous week, the feeling of constant disconnection and awkwardness wasn’t as heavy in the Queen’s kingdom. In a way, it felt good to be home.

Day 1:

Promptly after my arrival I checked into my hotel headed straight to bed. After 3 hours of much needed shut eye I woke up, took a shower and got ready to meet one of my favorite people and someone I have been calling “my hottest friend” for years, Andrea Kowalski (A.K.A. Dummie). Now appearance aside, Andrea is a marathon running, student of Engineering/Computer Science who happens to have an affinity for late nights and cheap beer…she’s pretty close to perfect as far as I’m concerned. On top of all of this, Andrea is one of those people who, even if we don’t stay in contact, when we do get together, it’s like we haven’t missed a day…again, she’s pretty fricking great.

Other than for the sake of public flattery, the reason I bring this up is, while brushing my teeth, I caught a glimpse of myself and realized my facial hair was creeping into Terrorist trainee territory. I actually waited for Dummie to come over before shaving so someone could see how truly ridiculous I look with any groomed facial hair… I am thinking about posting a blog that shows the pictures I took of me with different phases of facial hair: a pic for day 1-8, goatee, handlebars, 70’s porn stache…it could be hysterical. My only concern is that I looked so bad in most of these pics that they could end both my political career chances of dating anyone who searches Google.

Post shaving for the first time in more than a week, Andrea and I headed to dinner in the local district of SoHo. While the place we went was a decent meal, I could tell by the price that everything negative people had said about English cuisine was going to be true. BUMMER! Dummie and I finished dinner, walked to a local pub, had a beer (Kronenberg SP?) and decided we would meet later in the weekend to shop and/or sightsee.

Day 2:

OK…London, England…whatcha got? Andrea told me the biggest tourist attraction was the London Eye. Other than being totally unwilling to come with me because she had already been 3 times recently, Dummie said this giant Ferris wheel would give me a good feel for what the big monuments were and where I could find them. While it was quite a tourist trap, the millennium wheel gave me the opportunity to see a few monuments I’d wanted to view in person my entire life, especially Big Ben. I was also able to see Parliament, Westminster Abby and the statue of Abe Lincoln…wait a second…Abe what the fuck are you doing here?

After sight seeing, I met up with Andrea, so she could buy a birthday gift for her boyfriend. This is about where I realized it would be quite difficult for a man of my stature (err…size) to find suitable attire in Europe. Post making a few pairs of jeans look like spandex, Andrea and I were off to dinner in Convent Garden. After narrowly avoiding getting drenched and then to meet up with her two friends which were conveniently named Jen and Jen.

The pub scene in the UK is quite different than in the US. According to the girls, English chaps usually get completely obliterated before approaching any member of the opposite sex. Apparently the harassment is much more persistent back in the states. This explains why people were seemed so shocked when I talked to them with out slurring my words. After a few pints our little group had befriended a few different people in the bars. Since I was traveling with a pack of pretty girls, everyone single person we met was a dude. While most of these guys were harmless, some of them were quite persistent in hunting down the girls I was with. Needless to say, the Brazilian friends were the most aggressive. They were so forward that I told them Andrea was my girlfriend (I WISH!?!) to protect her. It was just like the good ole’ days back at BU and one of the highlights of my week.

Day 3-5:

The next few days spent touring around to the various eBay/Skype offices. Skype’s office was a few blocks away from my hotel, which was great because it gave me a chance to catch up on sleep and still get a normal days work in. eBay UK was a little bit of a trek, but the office was worth the trip and I love the team out there. Since my hotel was in the middle of the theater district, I was able to catch the show “We Will Rock You”. This is a futuristic rock-musical based on the music of the band Queen. While the plot was slow, the music was good and everything resolved into a rock show at the end. With the exception of the show, I spent most of my free time walking around the city, most notable Lester Square which was the site of an attempted terrorist attack the night I left the country. Yep, I was in London during a series of attempted terrorism. Yeah, HOLY SHIT!

Day 6: Since I had gone traveling before working the week in London, I decided it would be best to ship my computer out to the UK so I wouldn’t have to lug it everywhere. Since this was my last day in the city, I had to ship my equiptment back to the states because I already had two carry-ons. This means, other than checking my email in the morning, I wouldn’t be able to work…gee…darn! With a little more free time to meet London, I headed out to the London Castle which houses the crown jewels. The most interesting part of this site was watching the changing of the armed guard. If anyone can explain why they have to wear those ridiculous hats, I’m all ears.

After touring around a little more, I headed out to do some over priced shopping. Apparently, I booked my trip long enough to completely forget the values of the US dollar (1.99/1 exchange rate during my trip). London’s most famous department store, Harrods, is normally expensive. I managed to spend a stupid amount of money note even considering the exchange rate. Mom, send money! No, really, I bought a pair of shoes that cost what most people spend on a car payment.

Eventually, I went home, changed into my new threads and headed out to meet Andrea and Jen(X2). We met in Canary Warf, where Dummie works. Since this was a Thursday, we spent some time mingling in with the banking/happy hour crowd. This was one of the various times on my trip where I realized what I was missing with my huge commute and long hours. It was nice to spend some time out when it wasn’t late at night. Eventually we headed out of the happy hour to a Champaign bar. Inspired by the announcement of the Spice Girls reunion, Andrea and Jen (x2) decided to have a 30 minute karaoke marathon…only problem. There was no music or tv screens…just them singing. I think I actually hid under the table at one point. Once the singing had dies down, it was time to say our goodbyes and go pack. I loved spending time with all Andrea and the two Jen’s and only hope I can see them again soon. Thanks for a great time girls!

My trip to London was fantastic and eye opening. While I was there was a change at the top of the Government (PM Gordon Brown took over for Tony Blair), Wimbledon was being played, the Spice Girls got back together and there was a series of attempted terrorist attacks. Despite all of this, it was nice to spend the time seeing things I’d always wanted to and hanging out with a bunch of smart/hot girls.