Jan 17
A few weeks back I was driving on Market St. through the Castro with my friend Hilary. A billboards we drove by said something like, “Adult Titles The Whole Family Can Enjoy”. Somehow that sparked a conversation with us listing the funniest porno titles…her favorite being “Glad-He-Ate-Her”.
Obvious blog subject!!!
As it turns out, when you Google “best porn movie names”, one of the top 3 sites is http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Best_Porn_Movie_Names . Now, not only is this a list of every movie-based porno title list 400 films long, but the site is called “wikiporno”…That’s some real interneting!
Anyway, I sorted the list and edited out the ones I didn’t understand, didn’t know the movie or that made me gag….here you go:
| A Tale of Two Titties | Missionary: Impossible | |
| A Wet Dream on Elm Street | Monster’s Balls | |
| Add Momma To The Train | Monty’s Python and the Holey Girl | |
| Alice in Penisland | Mortal Kumbutt | |
| 101 Fornications | Moulin Splooge | |
| 2069: A Sex odyssey | Mr. Hollands Anus | |
| 21 Hump Street | Much Ado About Fucking | |
| 28 Gays Later | Muffy The Vampire Layer | |
| A Beautiful Grind | Mutiny on the Booty | |
| A Bitch Called Wanda | My Bare Lady | |
| A Clockwork Orgy | My Best Friends Wetting | |
| A Few Hard Men | My Big Fat Greek Cock | |
| A League Of Their Moan | My Foul Lady | |
| A Midsummer Night’s Cream | My Three Sluts | |
| A Penis Runs Through It | National Pornographic’s Animal Kingdom | |
| A Rear and Present Danger | Natural Born Thrillers | |
| Ally McFeel | Night Of The Giving Head | |
| Almost Anus | NYDP Blew | |
| American Booty | Object Of My Erection | |
| American History XXX | Oh She’s Eleven | |
| Anal-ize This | Orifice Space | |
| Anus and Andy | Passenger 69 | |
| Anus the Menace | Pee-wee Sperming’s Big Adventure | |
| Armaget-it-on | Penetrator 2 | |
| As Good As Head Gets | Phallus in Wonderland | |
| Ass Ventura: Smut Detective | Pimped By An Angel | |
| Assablanca | Playmate Of The Apes | |
| Ate Men Out | Pleasure Island | |
| Bang Her Sisters | Pokeahotass | |
| Bare Witch Project | Politically Erect | |
| Bat Dude and Throbin | Poltergash | |
| Battlestar Orgasmica | Poop Dreams | |
| Beaver and Buttface | Porn on the 4th of July | |
| Beaverly Hills Cop | Privates of the Carribean | |
| Ben-Hur Over | Pulp Friction | |
| Between the Cheeks | Pumping Irene | |
| Beverly Hills 9021-HO | Queer and Present Danger | |
| Beverly Hills Cock | Rack Star | |
| Bi-Curious George | Raider of the Lost Ass | |
| Big Trouble in Little Vagina | Rambone | |
| Black Cock Down | Rear And Pleasant Danger | |
| Blast from the Pants | Rebel Without a Condom | |
| Bone Alone | Reservoir Bitches | |
| Bonfire Of The Panties | Riding In Boys With Cars | |
| Booty and the Beast | Riding Miss Daisy | |
| Bruce Allmeaty | Robin’s Wood | |
| Buffy the Vampire Layer | RoboCock | |
| Buttman Forever | Rocky Horny Picture Show | |
| Caddysnatch | Romancing the Bone | |
| Cape Rear | Romeo in Juliet | |
| Captain Hooker and Peter Porn | Saturday Night Beaver | |
| Charlie’s Anals | Schindler’s Fist | |
| Children Of The Cornhole | Schlong Blade | |
| Chinny Chinny Gang Bang | School of Hard Cocks | |
| Choke-A-Hontas | Screw The Right Thing | |
| City Lickers | Scrotal Recall | |
| City Of Anals | Sex Lives of the Rich and Famous | |
| Clittbanger | Sex Toy Story | |
| Close Encounters of the Nude Kind | Sex Trek: The Next Penetration | |
| Cockodile Dun-me | Sex with the City | |
| Crimson Ride | Sexcalibur | |
| Crouching Penis | Sexless In Seattle | |
| Cum and Cummer | Sexorcist | |
| Cumming to America | Shakespeare in Lust | |
| Cunt Hardly Wait | Shavers of the Lost Ass | |
| Dangerous Behinds | Shaving Amy | |
| Das Butt | Shitty Shitty Bang Bang | |
| Dawson’s Crack | Silence of the Loins | |
| Debbie Does Deliverance | Sinderella | |
| Deep Space 69 | Single White SheMale | |
| Desperately Spanking Susan | Six Degrees Of Penetration | |
| Dial M for Missionary | Sleazy Rider | |
| Die Hard-on | Sleeping Booty | |
| Dildo Baggins: Lord of the Wangs | Snatch Me If You Can | |
| Divine Secretions of the Vaja Sisterhood | Snow White and the Seven Inches | |
| Doing John Malkovich | Some Like It Big | |
| Done In 60 Seconds | South Pork | |
| DP2: The Mighty Phucks | Sperminator | |
| Drilling Miss Daisy | Sperms of Endearment | |
| E3: The Extra-Testicle | Splatman | |
| Earth Girls Are Sleazy | Spray it Forward | |
| Easy Ride Her | Star Whores | |
| Eating Ryan’s Privates | Star Whores: Return Of The One-Eye | |
| Ed’s Wood | Starship Wankers | |
| Edward Penishands | Starsky & Hump | |
| Ejacula | Summer of 69ing | |
| Emission Possible | Swallow Hal | |
| Enema of the State | Swallow Man | |
| Erectnophobia | Sweet and Sour Porked | |
| Everybody Does Raymond | Tales from the Clit | |
| Face Jam | Tango and Gash | |
| Fast Times At Deep Crack High | Tea Bagger Vance | |
| Fatal Erection | Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes | |
| Feeling Forrester | The 69th Sense | |
| Ferris Bueller Jerks Off | The Air Down There | |
| Field Of Wet Dreams | The Bare Bitch Project | |
| Fill Bill | The Big Sleazy | |
| Flesh Gordon | The Blown Ranger | |
| Florence Hump | The Cum of all Queers | |
| Forrest Hump | The Cunt For Red October | |
| Frankenpenis | The Da Vinci Load | |
| Free My Willy | The Deer Humper | |
| Free Will Humping | The Dirty Dozen Inches | |
| Frisky Business | The Dominatrix Unloaded | |
| Frosty the Blowman | The Empire Likes Crack | |
| FudgePac Man | The Genital’s Daughter | |
| Full Latex Jacket | The Hairy Bitch Project | |
| Full Metal Jackoff | The Howard Sperm Show | |
| G.I. Came | The Hunt for Miss October | |
| Gangbangs Of New York | The Iron Giant Vibrator | |
| Genital Hospital | The Italian Blow Job | |
| Geranalmo! | The Joy Suck Club | |
| Get Harder | The Knights Of Cumalot | |
| Ghostbangers | The Last Anal Hero | |
| Girls On The Wood | The Laying of the Shrew | |
| Girlz n the Hood | The Legend in Bagger’s Pants | |
| Glad-He-Ate Her | The Little Spermaid | |
| Gonad the Barbarian | The Load Warrior | |
| Good Will Humping | The Loin King | |
| Great Sexpectations | The Long Ranger | |
| Hairy Movie | The Lust Boat | |
| Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone | The Man With the Golden Penis | |
| Happy Getsmore | The Mask of Porno | |
| Homo Alone | The Naked Bun | |
| Horny Python and the Bony Tail | The Next Penetration | |
| How Stella Got Her Tube Packed | The Object of My Erection | |
| How to Screw a Guy in Ten Minutes | The Penetrator | |
| Howard the Fuck | The Pourne Identity | |
| Hump Up The Volume | The Queer Hunter | |
| Humped Back at Notre Dame | The Replacement Drillers | |
| I Cream on Jeannie | The Rodfather | |
| I Know What You Did With The Plumber | The Screwman Show | |
| In and Out in Beverly Hills | The Sex Family Robinson | |
| In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon | The Sex Files | |
| Inspect Her Gadget | The Sexorcist | |
| Intercourse With a Vampire | The Shawwank Redemption | |
| Invasion of the Booby Snatchers | The Silence Of The Tramps | |
| Itty Bitty Gang Bang | The Sixth Inch | |
| Jack/Off | The Slutty Professor | |
| James Bond: Goldenshower | The Sorpornos | |
| Jungle Beaver | The T & A Team | |
| Kinky Business | The Temple Of Poon | |
| Laid in Japan | The Usual Sexpects | |
| Laid in Manhattan | The Whole Nine Inches | |
| Lap Dances with Wolves | The Whore of the Worlds | |
| Last Action Whore | The Wonder Rears | |
| Lawrence of a Labia | The XXX Files | |
| Legally Blown | There’s Something About Mary’s Vagina | |
| Legs Wide Open | Thighs Wide Shut | |
| Legs Wide Shut | Threesomes Company | |
| License To Thrill | Throbbin’ Hood | |
| Lickboxer III | Tight Club | |
| Little Shop of Whores | Tits A Wonderful Life | |
| Looking for Mr. Goodsex | Titty in Pink | |
| Lord of the Cock Rings | Titty Lickers | |
| Lost in Penetration | To Drill a Mockingbird | |
| Lust in Space | To Live and Shave in LA | |
| Lust of the Mohicans | Top Bum | |
| Malcolm XXX | Twin Cheeks | |
| Married With Hormones | Varsity Blows | |
| Mary Bobbings | Waiting To XXXhale | |
| Mating for Guffman | When Harry Ate Sally | |
| Men In Black Women | White Girls Can’t Fuck | |
| Mickey Blue Balls | Whore Of The Worlds | |
| Mighty Dicks | Willie Wanker At The Fudge Packing Factory | |
| Miracle on 69th Street | Womb Raider | |
| Mission Erotica | XXX-Men | |
| Missionary Impossible | You’ve Got Male! |
-b
very amusing,
I particularly laughed at Mr. Hollands Anus and My Big Fat Greek Cock
you’re ridiculous.
but instead of gmail i want my email address to be SeeDeMercurio@gspot.com
“NYDP Blew”
Shouldn’t that be “NYPD”? Or is “DP” supposed to sound like “deep”?
Why do you have both “Object Of My Erection” and “The Object of My Erection”? Same for “Sexorcist” and “The Sexorcist”.
I thought of some more titles:
Warm Games (War Games)
Pron (Tron)
The Gaytrix (The Matrix)
Joe Versus The Vulva/Vagina (Joe Versus The Volcano)
Rush Whore Too (Rush Hour 2)
Catch Her in the Rye (Catcher in the Rye; I must admit I saw this in the fine game “Postal 2″)
Super Bowl XXX (a real name, though)
American Creampie (American Pie)
From Russia with Lust (From Russia with Love)
Of course, Austin Powers movie titles (The Spy who Shagged Me, Goldmember) could be pr0n movies too.
If song titles can be used too, I can list:
Paint Her Back (Paint It Black)
Hit My Baby/Lady One More Time (Hit Me Baby One More Time)
Oops, I Came Inside (You) Again (Oops, I Did It Again)
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