Ok, this is the only commercial I really remember from the Super Bowl. In my defense, I was throwing the party and was preparing deliciously fried potato skins past the first spot. By the end of the game I was too pissed off to remember the commercials.

I want one!

-b

So, I made a new years resolution to blog more in 2008. Similar to most people’s goal to hit the gym, I made it strong charge through January and hit a steep incline in February. It’s tough for me to stay focused if I’m not playing with a shiny new toy and now that my blog has become more regular task, I decided to look at what the internet says about how to break writers block. Here are a few sits and some good quotes:

http://www.unblock.org/

This guy says if you pay him, he can guarantee the unblockage of your brain. Either homeboy is dealing hallucinogenic drugs or he is completely full of shit. Seriously, $87 bucks for help not writing. Give me that money and I’ll tell you what to write myself. Also, if you are going to own a website and ask people for an unreasonable amount of money…GET A BETTER WEB DEVELOPER DUDE!

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/9-6-2006-107905.asp

A pretty interesting article on tips to break brain clog. I specifically like the Top10 list. Anything with bullets or something you can skim is A-ok with me. Here’s the basics about what is said:

1. Don’t work.
2. Work on Something else.
3. Read.
4. Write Something.
5. Make an Outline.
6. Write when you are well rested.
7. Write when you are tired.
8. Talk to someone.
9. Dos ome research.
10. Write about writers block.

http://www.webmasterworld.com/content_copywriting/3244343.htm

http://www.wisegeek.com/how-can-i-overcome-writers-block.htm

Short article but the best quote about writers block: “If you have nothing to say, you’re just afraid to say it.

As you can see from the lameness of this post, I’m using the “write about anything” and “write about writers block” technique. Let’s hope this opens the flood gates.

-b

Since my roommate bought this game it has pretty much consumed my social life. While pathetic, Rock Band has inspired me to put together the list of guitar tabs from the game

• Rolling Stones “Gimme Shelter”: http://www.guitaretab.com/r/rolling-stones/16342.html
• Aerosmith “Train Kept a Rollin’”: http://www.guitaretab.com/a/aerosmith/23777.html
  
• The Who “Won’t Get Fooled Again”: http://www.guitaretab.com/w/who/20838.html
• Boston “Foreplay/Long Time”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/b/boston/foreplay_long_time_tab.htm
• Mountain “Mississippi Queen”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/m/mountain/mississippi_queen-tab.shtml
• The Police “Next to You”: http://www.guitaretab.com/p/police/14897.html
• David Bowie “Suffragette City”: http://www.guitaretab.com/b/bowie-david/2219.html
• Black Sabbath “Paranoid”: http://www.guitaretab.com/b/black-sabbath/23291.html
• Blue Oyster Cult “Don’t Fear the Reaper”: http://www.guitaretab.com/b/blue-oyster-cult/1923.html
• The Ramones “Blitzkrieg Bop”: http://www.guitaretab.com/r/ramones/25229.html
• Deep Purple “Highway Star”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/d/deep_purple/highway_star-tab.shtml
• KISS “Detroit Rock City”: http://www.guitaretab.com/k/kiss/9839.html
• Molly Hatchet “Flirtin’ w/ Disaster”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/m/molly_hatchet/flirting_with_disaster_tab.htm
• The Outlaws “Green Grass & High Tides”: http://www.guitaretab.com/o/outlaws/14064.html
• Sweet “Ballroom Blitz”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/s/sweet/ballroom_blitz_tab.htm
• Rush “Tom Sawyer”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/r/rush/tom_sawyer-tab.shtml
• Bon Jovi “Wanted Dead or Alive”: http://www.rockintabs.com/song1319/Bon-Jovi-Wanted-Dead-or-Alive
• The Clash “Should I Stay or Should I Go”: http://www.guitaretab.com/t/the-clash/3571.html
• Faith No More “Epic”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/f/faith_no_more/epic_tab.htm
• Pixies “Wave of Mutilation”: http://www.frankblack.net/tabs/pixies.asp?song=doo-waveofmutilation
• R.E.M. “Orange Crush”: http://www.911tabs.com/link/?3624833
• Iron Maiden “Run to the Hills”: http://www.guitaretab.com/i/iron-maiden/23920.html
• Foo Fighters “Learn to Fly”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/f/foo_fighters/learn_to_fly-crd.shtml
• Metallica “Enter Sandman”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/m/metallica/enter_sandman-tab.shtml
• Nirvana “In Bloom”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/n/nirvana/in_bloom-tab.shtml
• Stone Temple Pilots “Vasoline”: http://www.azchords.com/s/stonetemplepilots-tabs-3830/vasoline-tabs-40370.html
• Weezer “Say It Ain’t So”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/w/weezer/say_it_aint_so_ver5_tab.htm
• Smashing Pumpkins “Cherub Rock”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/s/smashing_pumpkins/cherub_rock-tab.shtml
• Radiohead “Creep”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/r/radiohead/creep-tab.shtml
• Beastie Boys “Sabotage”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/b/beastie_boys/sabotage_ver2_btab.htm
• Hole “Celebrity Skin”: http://www.guitaretab.com/h/hole/24378.html
• Garbage “I Think I’m Paranoid”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/g/garbage/i_think_im_paranoid_crd.htm
• Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/s/soundgarden/black_hole_sun_ver2_tab.htm
• The Hives “Main Offender”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/h/hives/main_offender_tab.htm
• Queen Stone Age “Go w/ the Flow”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/q/queens_of_the_stone_age/go_with_the_flow-tab.shtml
• The Strokes “Reptilia”: http://www.xguitar.com/guitar-tabs/the_strokes/room_on_fire/reptilia.txt
• Jet “Are You Gonna Be My Girl”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/j/jet/are_you_gonna_be_my_girl_ver10_tab.htm
• OK Go “Here It Goes Again”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/o/ok_go/here_it_goes_again_tab.htm
• Nine Inch Nails “The Hand That Feeds”: http://www.fretplay.com/tabs/n/nine_inch_nails/the_hand_that_feeds-tab.shtml
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Maps”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/y/yeah_yeah_yeahs/maps_tab.htm
• Red Hot Chili Peppers “Dani California”: http://www.guitarmasta.net/r/red_hot_chili_peppers/338678.html
• Coheed & Cambria “Welcome Home”: http://www.guitarmasta.net/c/coheed_and_cambria/336530.html
• Fallout Boy “Dead on Arrival”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/f/fall_out_boy/dead_on_arrival_crd.htm
• The Killers “When You Were Young”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/k/killers/when_you_were_young_btab.htm
• New Pornographers “Electric Version”: http://www.indieguitartabs.com/bands/new_pornographers/03_laws_have_changed.html
• Bang Camaro “Pleasure (Pleasure)”: Another tough one to find.
• Crooked X “Nightmare”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/c/crooked_x/nightmare_tab.htm
• Flyleaf “I’m So Sick”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/f/flyleaf/im_so_sick_tab.htm
• Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives “I Get By”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/h/honest_bob_and_the_factory-to-dealer_incentives/i_get_by_tab.htm
• The Acro-Bats “Day Late, Dollar Short”: http://www.e-tabs.org/tab/u2/6_albums
• Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld “Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld”: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/d/dvda/timmy_and_the_lords_of_the_underworld_tab.htm

For those of you who didn’t see it, some crazy lady (Ines Gomez-Mont) asked got all dressed up and asked Tom if she could be “Mrs. Brady” at Super Bowl media day.

Here is Tom’s reaction…

-b

Note: I’m still working on updating my blog…sorry about the loose ends.

Who says Corporate America isn’t fun…

With two people, it took 4 hours to put together. Worth every second.

-b

One of the blogs bay area sports blogs I read (http://sayhey.wordpress.com/) posted this Will Clark video yesterday.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRL6EB5e3NA&rel=1]

Will was my hero growing up. I played 1st base in little league. I modeled my batting stance after his iconic pre-swing rituals. I even had a life size Will “The Thrill” cutout in my room when I was 13. With the steroid scandals tearing baseball apart from its red stitching, this video reminded of a time when the sport was popular because of the competition, not because of the WWE like Goliaths that play today. Will was the best of the best when the sport was at its best. Here are some interesting stats and great moments related to Will Clark:

Wikipedia Summary:
William Nuschler Clark, Jr. (born March 13, 1964 in New Orleans, Louisiana) is a former first baseman in Major League Baseball best known for his play with the San Francisco Giants from 1986 to 1993. He was recognized by his peers as being one of the best clutch players of his time, and possessed a fiery intensity. He earned the nicknames of “Will the Thrill” (a name given to him by his classmates at Jesuit High School in New Orleans, where he played both varsity baseball and varsity basketball) as well as simply “The Thrill”[1] and “The Natural” because of his natural gifts as a player. Clark was inducted into the College Baseball Hall of Fame in 2006.[2](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Clark)

Fun Stats:
Middle Name: Nuschler
High School: Jesuit (In New Orleans, where my fraternity brother Steve Johnson went)
Drafted: 1982- Kansas City Royals in the 4th round (did not sound); 1985- San Francisco Giants in the 2nd pick overall.
First Minor League AB: Home Run of Fernando Valenzuela
Games Played in 1988: 162/162
Life Time Batting Ave: .303
Post Season Batting Average: .333
Times in The Top-5 MVP Balloting: 4 timed (2nd- 1989)
First Major League AB: Home Run of Nolan Ryan (All time strike out leader)
Career Earnings: $54,221,863 ($60,000 in 1986)
Accomplishments: College Hall of Fame Inductee, Member of the 1984 gold medal winning Olympic team, 6-time All Star, 2-time Silver Slugger, Gold Glove, Bay Area Sports Hall of Fame Inductee, 1989 NL-ALCS MVP

I would say Will’s career highlight was leading the Giants from being a 100 loss team in 1985 to a World Series team in 1989. Check out the iconic series clinching play/celebration in 1989. This might be my new dance move…Both arms up into a full force whole body fist pump:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qxb2Mv3MlE&rel=1]

Will was the total package. Not only was he a perennial all star with the Giants in the late 80’s but check out how good he was great with the media. Notice here in the 1989 NL-MVP post game award ceremony. He stops the interview to thank Chevrolet for being a sponsor. He noted the great play of the other team, specifically his peer at 1st base (Mark Grace). Shit, he even knew what charity he was donating the “Astrovan” he was awarded for his great play.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOGIaP3aptE&rel=1]

Here is a video where Will is is featured as part of the renaissance of the Giants:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANaLJ0IWeDA&rel=1]

First of all, if you want to know something about Will Clark collectibles http://www.thrill22.com/ is the place to go. I did some research on the price if “Thrill” collectibles on eBay. Here are some cool things I found:

Will Clark Bobble Head Doll:

Average Selling Price: $85.37

Game Used Bat

Average Selling Price: $239.86

1987 Topps Rookie Card:

Average Selling Price: $10.50
I have a signed copy of this card on my desk at work.

While I don’t remember the details, I believe Will retired from baseball because he has a child with some sort of physical or mental disability. He sited the need to be a family man as his largest priority. While I doubt he is much of a blog reader, Will, if you ever stumble on this page you should know that even if you’ve gained a little weight and do some part time work for the Giant’s division rival (Arizona Diamondbacks), you’ll always be a hero in the bay area…

Thanks Will!

-b

A few weeks back I was driving on Market St. through the Castro with my friend Hilary. A billboards we drove by said something like, “Adult Titles The Whole Family Can Enjoy”. Somehow that sparked a conversation with us listing the funniest porno titles…her favorite being “Glad-He-Ate-Her”.

Obvious blog subject!!!

As it turns out, when you Google “best porn movie names”, one of the top 3 sites is http://www.wikiporno.org/wiki/Best_Porn_Movie_Names . Now, not only is this a list of every movie-based porno title list 400 films long, but the site is called “wikiporno”…That’s some real interneting!

Anyway, I sorted the list and edited out the ones I didn’t understand, didn’t know the movie or that made me gag….here you go:

-b

Looking for a great way to find new music? Why not get the hookup from while growing your social network…

Join the San Francisco Music Exchange!

Here’s your ticket to getting in “the know” about the best tunes around:

• Each member is responsible a making a for the club the entire club.
• The mixes must be a minimum of 10 songs.
• Mixes must include liner notes w/ mix theme, song, artist, and any details for why the song was chosen.
• Everyone is encouraged to differentiate and personalize their mix to represent their taste and personality.
• The person making the mix is responsible for distribution (mailing list will be provided).

The group will consist of between 12 to 24 people, (1-2 mixes per month). In addition to mix distribution, depending on the level of interest in the group, the book club type thing is always an option. This means group members would get together, chat about the music, do a pot luck, and most likely get a little drunk.

The founders of this group are professional/Silicon Valley types…yes, I am one of them. We are looking for cool/professional/responsible people for this club.

If interested, please click reply to my craigslist post (http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/grp/541431066.html) with a little bit about yourself. Be sure to include your name, contact info, occupation and musical preferences. This information will not be shared outside the group.

You can also check out my the web page I made with Google Page Creator: http://sfmusicexchange.googlepages.com/home

Once we have enough people, we will hold a meet-’n-greet somewhere in Russian Hill.

Rock on!

-b

I’m Sure I missed a bunch of good ones, but here’s the list I came up with…ENJOY!

Hi all,

My friend Shannon is an up and coming singer/songwriter biased in NYC. I’ve been asking her to perform in San Francisco for a long time and she finally gave into my persistent pestering. She will be playing at Grant and Green in San Francisco on the 31st. The show is free a must see. Shannon has been described as a mix between Tori Amos and a female Ben Folds. She’s really, really good. You can check out here music at http://www.myspace.com/shannoncorey .

If this show goes well, we are (I am) hoping it will generate some bigger shows in the area, thus making Shannon come back soon.